Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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