My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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