How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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