i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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