The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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