The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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