Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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