so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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