thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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