what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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