NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
