There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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