they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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