You can't special order awesome
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize
