Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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