I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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