party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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