wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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