fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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