i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My life is pants optional.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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