I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
