He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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