you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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