At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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