Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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