On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How does one acquire holy water?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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