I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize
