Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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