This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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