i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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