We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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