so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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