thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
where am i from again
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
bring money and cleavage
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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