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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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