It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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