You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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