Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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