I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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