i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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