Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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