great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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