So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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