It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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