is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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