My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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