I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Randomize
