if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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