You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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