problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
MIDGETS
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Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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