girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
God, I missed his penis.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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