my mouth tastes like poor choices
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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