So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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