that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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